Hitler was born in Gotebo, OK. Gotebo was larger busy little town back then and the sister city to Braunau am Inn, Austria. When he was around 3 months the town fathers of the sister cities decided to do a child switch to seal their friendship forever.
So little Elmer Breakerspit was sent to Austria and little Adolph Hitler came to Gotebo, OK, USA.
Their names were switched of course & Elmer (Adolph) grew into an athletic (& blonde) young man of good morals and high intelligence. He went on to play football for Notre Dame and then returned to become a county agriculture agent out of Altus, OK
Adolph (Elmer) grew into…well, we all know that story. The boys never suspected the original switch. Elmer (Adolph) was told upon his retirement from government service but Adolph (Elmer) never knew. Some speculate that the numerous time changes suffered by Adolph (Elmer) when switched might well have influenced his later life.
And now you know…the Rest of the Story!